schizoauthoress replied to your post: schizoauthoress replied to your post:…

My sister watches it so I know of it, vaguely, but mostly that comment was based on knowing how all the TV shows ever go.

aha yeah, I didn’t think it was your style of show

shit is gonna happen. i am nervous

schizoauthoress replied to your post: saegkshdgkjasghasgsdfhdfshdhdtjhdsj

Shit. Shit is gonna happen, Justine. Strap in.

wait do you watch it, or are you just guessing based on how every tv how goes?

also the main character is who lynn uses as Kora’s PB and it took me forever to work out but now I can’t unsee it.

schizoauthoress replied to your post: oh btw

Uh, for serious, though… the OMACs of Infinite Crisis were pretty scary?

Oh that’s a good one. I’d have to look them up to see how they work but they might fit.

There are probs a bunch of creepy monsters in Wonder Woman. OH LIKE GRELL, that was horrorful.

DCU fandom.

schizoauthoress asked: Zachary Zatara, Power Girl, Cassandra Cain <3

Zach

• How I feel about this character — AAH GOD I HAVE THIS THING OKAY. AND IT’S A THING WHERE I LIKE POSH, SELF IMPORTANT ASSHOLE WHO SECRETLY HATE THEMSELVES. I have this extensive headcanon about how Zachary Zatara is the saddest baby because no one loves him and he covers it all up by being brash and selfish and annoying and if someone would just hug him it would all be okay.
• All the people I ship romantically with this character — :| I used to ship Tim/Zat but now I don’t because of Reasons*. I… Um. Kate. Is… about it. welp.
• My non-romantic OTP for this character — Rose, Traci 13, Eddie, Black Alice, Tim
• My unpopular opinion about this character — THAT HE IS COOL. I’m pretty sure most people don’t give a shit about him or hate him.
• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon — more canon. more frands. more everything. i hope he exists in the DCnU

Power Girl

• How I feel about this character —I really only know Peej from her solo series that Palmiotti/Conner did but that was amazing so yes. I think she’s a really interesting character and superhero and I love that she has a bit of a snarky side to her, while still genuinely caring about people.
• All the people I ship romantically with this character — oh i’m not sure….. I don’t know if I really ship her with anyone. Maybe Helena (from her Earth)? And Dick a lil bit.
• My non-romantic OTP for this character — Atlee! Also Ted and the rest of the JLI! I want her and Babs to be friends again. Hahahha I am not good at understanding what OTP means.
• My unpopular opinion about this character — :/ I don’t think I have one? IDK what the unpopular opinions about her are
• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon — I want her to spend more time with the other supers, especially Kon and Kara

Cass Cain

• How I feel about this character — cass is my bb girl. she’s such a fascinating character and so amazing for pulling through all the abuse she suffered and for making friends and family and for loving everyone SO MUCH. I feel like sometimes people forget how much Cass cares about people, but she does. she cares so much.
• All the people I ship romantically with this character — Steph, Onyx (way to go Karen), Kon, Jason a lil bit
• My non-romantic OTP for this character — JASON. Also Damian, and Dick. And everyone else listed above. And Babs.
• My unpopular opinion about this character — I’m not good at this section. welp.
• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon — where the fuck do I start? basically everything since Beechen started writing her should not exist.

OKAY WELP I’M DONE. Thanks for these Dani and congrats everyone else if you read all’a this.

schizoauthoress replied to your post: i’m so glad my dad thinks he needs to constantly…

Three of the five boys I’ve dated did not give a fuck if I shaved or not. They’re out there and your dad is — as usual — a stupid douchefuck.

yeah i pretty much wouldn’t ever want to date a guy anyway but it’s good to know they’re not all douches

but yeah my dad’s a douchefuck

tinyredbird:

thebirdr:

aionyu:

Kon in scaly panties for Miss Meeya.

Because everybody gets a chance to wear the panties apparently.

Hm~

Oh, well, I’ll just be having a lady boner over here okay. Yep.

DANI DANI DANI DANI DANI DANI

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schizoauthoress replied to your post: i just found a creative writing story i had to do…

Cass and Steph, yes?

Correct!

Fun fact: almost all my creative writing stories in HS were not-so-subtley disguised fanfic

Tumblr Crushes:

• metropolismarvel
• varlandgear
• magicrobin
• cleromancy
• powergirl
• kawaiimodus
• zwombies
• callmekitto
• schizoauthoress

I’m always pleased when my crushes are full of people I actually follow

Does this mean you don’t ship Kon/Jason as hard anymore? >.>

of course not. i’ve just been having more steph feelings lately

STEPH IS THE BEST

the truest of facts

schizoauthoress asked: Dick/Kon.... and even if I don't ship it with you, answer for Kon/Damian, too.

dick/kon first!

what was their first kiss like
this could go a lot of different ways… it was probably fun though! i imagine they were both just messing around and decided that kissing on the mouth would be a good idea

where were they their first time having sex
titans tower, or the batcave. heh.

who’s louder
kon wins this one. dick would be fairly loud, i think, but not as much as kon is

who wakes up first
kon wins this one too. i bet dick likes sleeping in, as well

favorite form of foreplay
i don’t…. know. this question is hard because i’m not really sure what foreplay is?????

who performs/receives oral more often
this answer is the same as kon/jason! it’s a tie!

what kink they most often use
oh i don’t know the answer to this one…. i haven’t given dick’s kinks much thought…. maybe costume/identity play?

who more often tries new things
probably kon! dick seems kind of… hm. idk but i feel like he CAN be adventurous in bed, but he doesn’t really think of doing new things? if he’s content with what’s happening, it doesn’t really occur to him.

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would it be
jason. when i used to ship them with tim, it would’ve been him. babs can go here too! or kory!!!!!

favorite toy
welp i don’t know. hahaha dick’s police hat. (justine thats not a toy) hhhh.

is there a certain thing one of them can’t have sex without
same as the last one “consent”

their general feelings on sex in the relationship
dick and kon are definitely the sort of people that enjoy sex! so they’re really happy they’re having a lot of it and that it’s fun

how careful are they about using protection
kon can’t catch or spread human stis, so…. they don’t.

a fantasy of one that the other will never be able/willing to fulfill
i don’t think there is? they’re both pretty willing to do most things, and neither of them have like “extreme” kinks or fantasies.

okay shea asked for kon/damian too so i’m gonna do that there to keep things neat but thanks for asking even if you don’t ship it!

schizoauthoress asked: Domesticity Meme: Kon/Jason/Dick (and-or Cassie/Cissie)?

doing kon/jason/dick because i don’t really have many thoughts about the other two

who is the big spoon/little spoon
i don’t think they’d spoon so much as end up in a pile of tangled limbs. if they do spoon, kon likes to worm his way into the middle

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
flying! kon with powers, jason and dick on ziplines, although sometimes they both catch a lift with kon

who uses all the hot water in the morning
kon spends ridiculous amounts of time in the shower, so usually the other two just hop in with him whenever they’re around.

what they order from take out
everything. they’d probably get one of everything. although if jason teaches kon to cook, they’d get a lot of home cooked meals because for a long time, kon doesn’t have a lot to do outside of superhero-ing

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
dick’s policeman hat

who does most of the cleaning
i think they’d share duties pretty well? although kon might get lazy sometimes

what has a season pass in their DVR
i have… no idea. they all probably have rlly bad taste in television tho

who controls the netflix queue
kon, probably, the other two don’t really seem too concerned about what they’d watch

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
if they don’t fix it themselves, dick does, he’s the most charming.

who steals the blankets
they don’t really need blankets, the combination of three people in a bed, esp when one of them is a kryptonian makes blankets pretty redundant

who leaves their stuff around
all of them. when you get home from fighting supervillains it’s hard not to just drop your stuff at the nearest possible spot, but they tend to put it away eventually

who remembers to buy the milk
kon and jason. dick forgets all the time and then has no milk for his cereal.

who remembers anniversaries
all of them! although they probably have a calendar as well, just in case

schizoauthoress asked: Top five people to pair with Kon

EVERYONE!!!!!! but more seriously

• Jason. I miss RPing them and writing them and they’re just such babies??? they need to cuddle
• Bart. They’re best friends who should kiss on the mouth.
• Damian. New-ish ship but i also have a lot of feels.
• Steph and Cass. These two kind of come together but if it’s just one of them I go “ugh, het pairing” and get bored.
• Match……. what? clonecest is the best

I’m glad your trip is going well

thanks. i’m so relieved because things were starting to get rlly shitty inside my head but i’m okay now!

oh gosh buying tonnes of shit is easily one of the best parts of travel. Glad you wrote a happy blog post.

i don’t know why people do things on holidays other than shopping. just gonna buy so much shit that i probably don’t need.

I’ll make you delicious summer cocktails with the pimms when you get back! I’m excited to hear about some good things about your trip~

woo! i bought myself some bombay sapphire so we can have lots of fancy coctails and i will tell you all about my fun adventures