wow my dad is whining because my brother’s gf isn’t friendly enough

and like

she’s super friendly!! she’s really lovely and i like talking to her and stuff but she NEVER talks to my dad because um

she’s terrified of him

because he has no concept of personal space and what’s acceptable and he clearly makes her uncomfortable she’s told my brother that she’s scared of our dad and he’s told us but according to my dad that’s her fault

of course. of course it’s her fault you’re an absolute douchefuck, good detective work dad